Saturday, February 21, 2009

New Bit: Memento-ing Movies

I think it would be cool to blog new jokes that I'm working on.  Definitely check me out live and see how these jokes play in front of real audiences!


There's an easter egg on the DVD of the movie, Memento, that lets you watch the movie in reverse.  How much better would movies be if you could watch all of them backwards?

* The Godfather would be about mobsters who come back from the dead and attend a wedding.
* Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory would be about a child who owns a chocolate factory, gives it to an adult, and then becomes poor.
* The Curious Case of Benjamin Button would be about a man aging normally living in a world where everyone ages backwards.
Superman is about a superhero who saves the world, gets the girl, and then gets on a rocket and leaves Earth for his home planet, Krypton.
* Friday the 13th is about a man in a hockey mask who, after using his magic machete to reverse people's gruesome deaths, becomes a boy again and goes to summer camp.
* Rocky would be about a fighter at the top of his game who gets worse and worse and ends up a normal guy.  In other words, The Wrestler